The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!