The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!