The power to see through air.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to clean

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!