The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!