The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!