The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!