The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to die if you think

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!