The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!