The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to seduce hats

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!