The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The Power to Combust

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The power to like any show

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!