The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to vote

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!