the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to lactate air.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!