the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Grass eating

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to always hug people

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!