the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to get hurt every other hour

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power of Being stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

the power to not own a spacial power!!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to tickle your own feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +160

The ability to understand women!!

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!