The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Grass eating

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the power to fart mace

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!