the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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See through invisible people

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to swim on land

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The power to see through air.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!