The power to repel women.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be yourself.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to go on this website

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!