the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to go on this website

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!