The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to be yourself.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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penis

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!