The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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To pee standing up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to give your wife rights

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!