The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!