Lactokinesis

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to see through water.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!