The power to be really bad at math.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to vote

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!