The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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Immunity to medication

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to die but once

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!