The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to make fish drown.

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A healing punch

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!