The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!