power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to fail any test you want

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do nothing

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!