The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to vote

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!