The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to learn only at school.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!