A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!