- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

the power to commit crime.

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to lose the remote.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to get foot-boners

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers