See through invisible people

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!