The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to fart mace

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the super power to remove your super power

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!