the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!