The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to die but once

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!