The power to touch MC Hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

thumb_up thumb_down -57

the power to sugar a limpet

thumb_up thumb_down +146

the ability to pee in your own butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

Ability to shit nuclear waste

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The super pow.er to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The power to sleep if your not awake

thumb_up thumb_down +108

the power to see with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down +106

A healing punch

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to type in Comic Sans.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Being a Spice Girl

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!