See through invisible people

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to remove the power within.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!