the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to do nothing

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!