the power to sing like justin bieber

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!