the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!