- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

A healing punch

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to type in Comic Sans.

The power to have any pointless power you want

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

Being a Spice Girl

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

Immunity to medication

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

Pointless Super Powers