The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to vote

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!