The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!