The power to do nothing

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Grass eating

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to see into the past

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power to be an alcohoic

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!