-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to think.

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the power to die

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to get STD's

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The power of asdfgh

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!