The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!