The power to give yourself cancer

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!