The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!