The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to have a power.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!