The ability to breathe automatically

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!